The 21-Hour Heartbreak: How I Wrestled a 22lb Cow and (Mostly) Won

The 21-Hour Heartbreak: How I Wrestled a 22lb Cow and (Mostly) Won

Lord, give me the strength of a Baptist preacher at a buffet, because I have just spent twenty-one hours—nearly a full rotation of the Earth, friends—babysitting a piece of meat the size of a toddler.

Shamgar Sugar Pie To The Rescue

Southern Sugar Pie: A Desperation Dessert with a Shamgar Spirit  

Some pies are polished, planned, and styled for company. This one wasn’t. This pie was born out of what I had, what I could afford, and a stubborn refusal to go to the store.

I wanted dessert. I didn’t want to spend money. And I sure didn’t want to put on shoes.

So I did what I try to do in the kitchen—and in life—I pulled a Shamgar.

Italian Turkey Meatloaf "Southern Style"

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There’s two kinds of meatloaf in this world:

• The dry, gray brick your aunt used to overbake into submission.  
• The kind that makes the whole house smell like Sunday supper and has folks asking, “You sure this is turkey?”

• We’re making the second kind.

The "Not-Pulled" Pork Roast: A Slice of Southern Heaven

Let’s get one thing straight right out of the gate. When I say "Southern Pork," most folks immediately grab a bun and a bucket of sauce. That’s fine for a picnic, but we are looking for something a little more dignified today.

We are making a Sliced Pork Roast.

UGA Game Time Wings - Maine Blueberry Crisp

Wings So Good They Deserve Their Own Fan Club

Life’s full of disappointments — 

the Braves’ bullpen, gas station hot dogs, and people who promise crispy chicken but deliver soggy sadness. But every once in a while, somebody gets it right. These wings? They don’t splatter grease, they don’t take all day, and they come out so crispy the dog will think you opened the treat bag.. Nope. Just an air fryer, some Yankee crackers, and a little Southern this-is-how-make-em-up recipe.

 I had some Maine Crisp I was tired of ignoring. So I used them. Still, this recipe gets its crunch and flavor from a a process as deliberate as a Baptist deacon passing the offering plate. Here’s how you do it:

New Year's Cracklin, Cheesy, Roasted Butter Cornbread - with AI Help

 

What does AI have to do with cornbread?

Not much really. But I use it everyday, on just about everything else. So,  I decided I'd use it for my New Years cornbread.  What you're reading is the conversation I had with a "Chef Persona' I created in my "Magai" account. Note that Magai personas have all information regarding the role AI is playing. So you can speak to the AI about things the persona knows about. At any rate, this cornbread is/was fantastic. And yes, that's an affiliate link. But I don't promote it because of that. I promote it because it's a great app. 

Muncie Famous Recipe Wings - UGA Bulldog Style

 

Looking for new chicken wing recipes? That's what this project is about.  We make chicken wings for every UGA Game.  What we decided to do this year is use recipes from the area of UGA"s weekly opponent. This week's recipe is a "Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken' copycat

No Boil Crock Pot Mac & Cheese

Every time I make this...it disappears

Mac and cheese is a classic dish. Classic in that most everyone has eaten it at one time or another. No matter how it's cooked, it's usually very tasty. Most people boil it, then add the ingredients. Sometimes they bake it after they boil it. All of that sounds like too much work to me. I'm just a guy that's throwing stuff together than tastes good. That's it. 

Cheryl's Lunch Box

How to Share With Just Friends

How to share with just friends.

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About Potato Chip Sandwich

According to some people, men can't tell time, can't follow directions and can't cook. That's simply not true. The owner and author of the site, me.. Stan Bush can cook. This site is simply a way for me to keep up with my recipes without putting it into my other 10 or so blogs. Everything is Google-ized, so it's connected to all my other stuff. This site gets it's name from road trips when I was in my 20's. By the time we would head home all we could afford was a loaf of bread and some potato chips.

Flax Seed Crackers

I wouldn't have even tried these a month ago. But since I'm on a 28 Day Challenge with MYSELF, I had no choice. I've been watching my FBS go up for a few months. And of course, it was following my weight. It was time to do something. So I chose to give Keto a try. According to the 2 Keto Dudes Podcast, these are OK.

Bread And Butter Pickles That Won't Last Long

Everybody loves bread and butter pickles. If everyone is too general, let me be more specific. I love bread and butter pickles.  I can eat them by themselves. No hot dog required. I don't need a bread, mustard, cheese, or mayo. In fact, I don't even need a reason. That's why I decided to make some with my mother in law Noni. We used a basic recipe and the cucumbers from the garden.

Hamburger Spinach Surprise

If you are trying to lose weight, and you don't know Tony Mobley, then follow that link. He's lost a lot of weight, and he's been off diabetes meds for over 220 days. And he shows no signs of stopping. But this blog isn't about that. It's about creating a dish from scratch after seeing Tony's delicious plate pictures. I thought.. dang, I grow a lot of that. Why not try it. So I did. And this is the results.

I Took Your Suggestions For Tomatoes

This week I asked a simple question about tomatoes. I asked what everyone did with the tomatoes that have bad spots in them. Whether it's from blossom end rot, worms, or a fungus, it happens. I've always had plenty of tomatoes, so I have been tossing them into the compost. I decided I wanted to find out what others think. I also got a suggestion for cucumbers. These are the results.

Things I Cook From My Garden

In case you don't know, I'm a gardener. Well, sort of. If I compare my self to my dad, I'm a wannabee. He always had a few acres to toil. I've got a lot less than that. A WHOLE lot less. But I do what I can to grow stuff. I keep my hands dirty so my mind so my mind can be clean.

Roasted Brussels Sprouts, Radishes, and Stuff

Ok. I admit it. I've misspelled brussels sprouts about fifteen times this morning. I keep leaving off the 's'. I want to spell it brussel sprouts. But then I wouldn't be giving them proper credit to Brussels, Belgium, would I? At any rate, I grew some. Which is why it says "Home Grown" in the title. I have always steamed them. But I wanted to try something different, since these were special. I asked on Facebook. Almost everyone agreed. Roasting them was the way to go. This is the recipe I used.

Peach Mango Pear Habanero Tabasco Chili Pepper Sweet Hot Sauce.

I had some peaches, pears, mangos, habanero, chili, and tabasco peppers. I needed to make something with them. So I threw them all in a crockpot and made this.

How To Boil Peanuts Like A Rocket Surgeon

Boiled Peanuts in the South are a staple. I'd guess that probably 90% of the people I know eat them. Making good peanuts isn't difficult. All you have to do is get some water boiling, add salt, and then the peanuts. After about two hours they will be ready. The only trick is how salty you want them to be. Here's the key. The saltier you like them, the longer you let them soak.

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About Potato Chip Sandwich

According to some people, men can't tell time, can't follow directions and can't cook. That's simply not true. The owner and author of the site, me.. Stan Bush can cook. This site is simply a way for me to keep up with my recipes without putting it into my other 10 or so blogs. Everything is Google-ized, so it's connected to all my other stuff. This site gets it's name from road trips when I was in my 20's. By the time we would head home all we could afford was a loaf of bread and some potato chips.

Chicken Cheese Potato Onion Casserole Lunch Box

I was too busy to shoot video of this being made. And I didn't have time to shoot one when putting it in the lunch box either. The pictures here don't do this one justice. On the bottom level is something I made up on the fly.  It's so good, I could probably eat it every day.

Homemade Hummus & Chicken Tortilla Lunchbox

This LunchBox features a tortilla wrapped with mostly homemade ingredients. In fact, the hummus is homemade AND include homegrown, sun dried olive,basil, and oregano tomatoes. I'll add links to those recipes when I can, or you can use the search box to the right.

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About Potato Chip Sandwich

According to some people, men can't tell time, can't follow directions and can't cook. That's simply not true. The owner and author of the site, me.. Stan Bush can cook. This site is simply a way for me to keep up with my recipes without putting it into my other 10 or so blogs. Everything is Google-ized, so it's connected to all my other stuff. This site gets it's name from road trips when I was in my 20's. By the time we would head home all we could afford was a loaf of bread and some potato chips.

Chicken, Rice and Tomato Spinach Wrap Lunchbox

I create some pretty neat lunchboxes for my wife. Obviously, I want to provide her with great food. But I also want to give her a smile when she opens the box. I've decided to post the lunchboxes, without the recipes. You can select the 'lunchboxes' link on the sidebar and view all of them.